I received a note in my box this morning:
Cheryl,
Your breasts :) are in the freezer.
-Pim
After a pause (did he just write about my BREASTAGES?) and a smirk, I quickly ascertained that my chicken order had arrived.
It is a well-known fact that I'm a sucker for fund raisers. So far the band trip has cost me $75.
It is a somewhat known fact that I'm also a sucker for fancy cookware. You don't even want to know what I once spent on an electric frying pan. It is affectionately named "The Jag".
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- I've never broken any bones, though I've been in seven car accidents and I snowboard. I'm proud to be Canadian, yet I fall asleep during hockey games. I like people with warm hands and big hearts. I like cheese and being cheesy. I'm left-handed. I'm terrible with names. I take two scoops of sugar in my coffee. I've had four cavities (arg!). I'm a child of God. I believe in anti-gravity rooms. I'm plagued by rotting pumpkins. I have a real-life husband.
3 comments:
i find the word "BREASTAGES" offensive. especially when it's in all caps. in future, please consider the plight your more easily offended readers and call them what they are: boobies.
I find it interesting that Chubs is the only person to comment on "My Breasts".
ewwww... boobies is way more offensive. i heartily dissagree with dear chubs...breastages, even in caps gets my vote. as a side note, i used to do something similar in university, we had a communal kitchen and in the deep freeze i would keep my chicken and clearle label my box "Vanessa's Breasts". it is always fun to initiate laughter in the kitchen at random moments
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