girl
boy
island
boat
late
run
drop shoe
drop shoe
"stop! you dropped your shoe(s)!"
deck
no jacket
shivering
sniffling
sunset
wedding
bride
groom
man tears
awwwwws
beef
beets
waxing trivia
kisses
bouquet toss
farewell
rock concert
bail
boy sick
girl old
couch
parents
National Geographic channel
Saturday night
fleece blanket
contentment
sniff
Sunday morning
church
notes
passed:
Dear Cheryl
Pee + poo
Dear Tiff
Which one is yellow and which one is brown?
I forget.
Dear Cheryl
Well, most often pee is yellow... but it can be many colours, even red if you eat beets. And poo... well poo can also be colours other than brown. For example, exorbitant amounts of Matcha turn it GREEN.
Hope that helps.
Sincerely,
Tiff
Dear Tiff,
I knew I could count on you to clear up this matter. Personally, I enjoy green pee. It just looks so refreshing! (And a bit like anti-freeze.)
With thanks,
Cheryl
Sweet Cheryl,
Thank you for sharing your personal favourite with me. Your openness and honesty bring a smile to my face.
Happily,
Tiffany
The Shell of a Nut
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2 comments:
Just in general for all you people out there. Generally if pee + poo are not yellow + brown respectively perhaps a doctor's visit is in order. Otherwise you may end up shivering and sniffeling on one's parent's couch with a fleece blanket watching National Geographic on TV...
deb: i assure you that my pee/poo have been yellow/brown respectively for some time, however, there i was... sniveling away on the parent's couch.
one time i had red pee. extremely red pee. it was shocking. turns out i had bruised a kidney. i had to wear a skirt and drink koolaid with lead in it or something.
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